Obligatory First Blog Posting!

Well, hello there and welcome to Vintage Balderdash.
First thing you should know about me is I curse.
A lot.
If that's a problem for you, you might want to leave now.
You still here?
Cool.

Second thing you should know is that I am pretty chill as a person.

I work in a major bookstore chain, I'll let you guess which one, and I will be posting about that rather often. Often to bitch about it for one thing or another.

I'm also engaged. I will not be using their name, as to protect their identity, but I will be calling said person "Spaghetti" when talking about them... because they wanted their name to be Spaghetti, like the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where they created a dog. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then consult Adult Swim. I will also be bitching about said Spaghetti rather often, as well. 

I am an LGBTQIAP person. I, personally, am Pansexual (consult the google if you don't know what that means, I will not be explaining it... or maybe I will at some point when I feel like postulating on my sexuality.) And if you don't support or like that, you might want to leave my blog ASAFP. I don't fuck with people who don't support my friends. Or me.

Oh, and if you voted for or support Trump in any way, you can go fuck yourself.
And leave.
The planet.

I live with Spaghetti and his (yes, Spaghetti is a male-type human.) mom. 
I know what you're probably thinking, and fuck your judgment. 
I have had a lot of family issues with my dad- may get into it later, but for now, I'm not going to explore that too deeply.
Spaghetti's dad had some health issues and has since passed away, and now his mom is also having health issues, so I help with the dog and some stuff...
And I needed a place to stay, since I was basically kicked out of my house.

I am obsessed with Rocky Horror and all things associated therein. 
I am a huge geek, nerd, dork whatever.

I will try to post semi-frequently. If that sounds cool, if you like what I have to say, or even if you don't, you can comment and I'll respond. I really am a cool person, and am not a bitch. That may or may not have been a lie.

Bye for now, luvvies.