sorry i've been away!

sorry luvvies!
i didn't mean to abandon you!
what to report... i honestly don't know. 
everything's just starting to fall into a normal rhythm.
however, i am supposed to start at the cafe at work in 2 weeks!
i am excited.
it's got to be better than just cashiering.
i don't really mind. i do have a culinary background, anyway.
spaghetti and i still have to book for camping in june/july.
we go every year up to knoebels.

if i'm honest, i don't really know what else to write about right now. 
just sitting in starbuck's.
we're going to Shetti's house later for the season 9 premier of RuPaul's Drag Race. I am obsessed with that show.

More to come later?
We'll see.

Bye for now, luvvies!

this week in review

Well, hello again, luvvies. Today I will be talking about this week in review.

Well, let me go back a little bit, to last Friday.

It was normal- Spaghetti and I went to a BBQ place, and it was very good- always is.

But I felt really ill in my stomach. Like, my upper stomach hurt. A LOT.

And it didn't subside.

So, Monday, I talked to my mom, and since she had gallstones and her gall bladder removed, which also developed into pancreatitis and she was in the hospital for 2 weeks, I definitely didn't want to wait and see. I tried calling my normal doctor, but I apparently haven't been there since 2011- which is a good thing. I only go to the doctor when i absolutely need to go... but they considered me a "new patient", so I couldn't (and still can't) make an appointment until sometime in April. That wouldn't have helped me at all. 

So, I tried going to one of those Urgent Care places, but they suggested just going to the hospital.

Which I did. I was waiting and sitting for longer than I was seen, which I guess is a good thing in the long run. They took blood and did an ultrasound.

I'm happy to say that they didn't find anything, but did put me on a prescription for gastroenteritis. 

Tuesday, I didn't really do anything, except get in a fight with Spaghetti, because he is an idiot.

Wednesday I had work. That was normal, I guess.

Thursday I hung out with my mom because Friday she had an induction ceremony for her school's honor's society.

And of course my dad wouldn't go because Fridays are his volleyball night, and he wouldn't give that up for anything. And that made her upset. That would make anyone upset, right?

So I went. And it was okay. It made her happy.

Which brings us to today. Nothing so far. Spaghetti should be back soon. Then we'll go and do something, I guess. 

Well, that's all I have so far.

Until later, luvvies.

Obligatory First Blog Posting!

Well, hello there and welcome to Vintage Balderdash.
First thing you should know about me is I curse.
A lot.
If that's a problem for you, you might want to leave now.
You still here?
Cool.

Second thing you should know is that I am pretty chill as a person.

I work in a major bookstore chain, I'll let you guess which one, and I will be posting about that rather often. Often to bitch about it for one thing or another.

I'm also engaged. I will not be using their name, as to protect their identity, but I will be calling said person "Spaghetti" when talking about them... because they wanted their name to be Spaghetti, like the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where they created a dog. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then consult Adult Swim. I will also be bitching about said Spaghetti rather often, as well. 

I am an LGBTQIAP person. I, personally, am Pansexual (consult the google if you don't know what that means, I will not be explaining it... or maybe I will at some point when I feel like postulating on my sexuality.) And if you don't support or like that, you might want to leave my blog ASAFP. I don't fuck with people who don't support my friends. Or me.

Oh, and if you voted for or support Trump in any way, you can go fuck yourself.
And leave.
The planet.

I live with Spaghetti and his (yes, Spaghetti is a male-type human.) mom. 
I know what you're probably thinking, and fuck your judgment. 
I have had a lot of family issues with my dad- may get into it later, but for now, I'm not going to explore that too deeply.
Spaghetti's dad had some health issues and has since passed away, and now his mom is also having health issues, so I help with the dog and some stuff...
And I needed a place to stay, since I was basically kicked out of my house.

I am obsessed with Rocky Horror and all things associated therein. 
I am a huge geek, nerd, dork whatever.

I will try to post semi-frequently. If that sounds cool, if you like what I have to say, or even if you don't, you can comment and I'll respond. I really am a cool person, and am not a bitch. That may or may not have been a lie.

Bye for now, luvvies.